The Entity's Office 
Hehe. The Toons did their little parade today. I got to swoop at a couple of them with little lesbian bows on my horns and in my ponytail. Didn't realize it'd take being THAT blatant for them to notice -- you'd think making out with Courtney on the clock might give them an idea. I guess snogging women just ain't enough anymore. It was fun while it lasted, though. ://)
Now I'm coiled up in my cozy chair with a nice glass of syrah (one that Mundie suggested to me a bit ago -- he's a real winehead, LOL) getting all relaxed at the end of my Sunday. The weather's been on and off stormy, but at the very least it played nice for the parade. Cold, heavy summer rain, lots of lightning, no lights, a good relaxing drink and a blog to update... What more could a demonic little Suit from Hell ever ask for~? (Aside from kissies from her girlfriend, of course.) Been a little while since I've simmered down with some Suit alcohol anyway... I like the way it de-tenses my servos. The ones in my shoulders and wings could definitely do with some re-tuning...
-- Sparky T. Entity
WHAT IS WRONG WITH TOONS!? Are they just usually this much of a pain and I haven't noticed?! Now they're grabbing at my ponytail because "is that a wig too?" (NO! It's rooted in and grows out like Mundie's hair does!) They're tugging at my wings because they think THOSE are fake!? (I FLY WITH THEM IDIOT.) And now they're trying to grab my TONGUE when I'm just literally existing in my environment! (I'm part snake, of course I'm going to sniff with my tongue if sniffing with my snout is going to be too loud. It's complicated. Where did you think my venom came from?) And now they're trying to grab my horns which ONLY COURTNEY IS ALLOWED TO DO. INSTANT BITE. And then they act all upset when I DO bite them. You're harassing a supernatural creature at the top of its environmental food chain -- what did you THINK would happen if you kept irritating a large carnivore, huh?! >://(
If a huge predator bites you because you can't keep your hands off of it even after it's growled at you and tried chucking you off then you deserve whatever ink or oil loss happens. Respect personal space and if a creature doesn't like you being in it -- GET THE HELL OUT!!!
-- Sparky T. Entity
I've recently gotten into playing a game of Spore; I have a bunch of part mods so I would be able to create myself & my teammates ingame, and since there's a handful of us, I made a wildlife sanctuary planet so we wouldn't be eating up my cargo hold (I need that for Spice!) Anyhow, I got the planet set up so I could grab whoever I wanted to populate a planet with at any given time in a handy solar system... When I put down my own species, of course, I didn't expect the following. I unintentionally dropped my species' nest RIGHT NEXT to Courtney's nests... and the first thing the teeny tiny little Spore copy of me did was turn around, wave at her, and start dancing.
Which, given that Courtney's species is herbivorous and mine is carnivorous...
♥~ Love wins in every universe, dolly~! ♥
-- Sparky T. Entity
Been doing a little more backend work, updating my blinkie collection on the side here, and maybe sprinkling them in with my posts as a sort of signature, hehe. Maybe this collection is one I can actually hold onto in my little office here. They're quite the small files, I could even keep a stash in my core OS. You know, speaking of cores, it's been a little while since I've had to actually visit the repair offices or anything. Ms. Morsecode does pay our repairs out of pocket; perhaps now she's REALLY seeing the benefits of hiring a creature from the underworld. (Demonic Suits can repair themselves with their inherent magic! I've done it many many times with little to no issue!)
Then again, I'm certain my share of repair investments has been put into other things...
...If you saw me shredding a raw cut of bone-in meat on Floor 87.
No you didn't. ♥
-- Sparky T. Entity
Hello, fellow Suits! And Toons, but you shouldn't be able to access this page. Don't be ridiculous! Anyway, I've gotten some help from a couple of close compatriots of mine to assemble a little website. It's a virtual wild west out here and I'm staking my claim on a nice little cave. My other pages are up on that sidebar up there above my head and profile. Read about me, my team, or come back here to check if I've written anything new~!
That's all for now, there's not a lot on my mind just yet, but believe me, I'll be writing.
-- Sparky T. Entity
