Employee Profile

Employee Information

Honorifics	Ms./Mx.
Name	Sparky T. Entity (Entity S.)
Employee ID	10499
Suit Name	The Entity
Position	??? Manager
Date of Hire	6.66 months ago
Hiring Manager	Diane Morsecode

Disciplinary Records

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- None! I'm COGS INC.'s perfect little angel, kwa kwa!

Personal Statement

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Hello! I'm The Entity, although many call me Sparky. I am oft confused for another employee here. While not technically inaccurate, we have our differences! I'm a bright little devil as sharp as my teeth who likes to do xyr best, and I give only 666 per-cent on everything! I am often considered a jack of all trades, and I'm quick to excel at any new task. I'm persistent when I want something done -- you'll have to call in a third party to get rid of me! Just summon me if you need something, I'm more than happy to strike a deal. Toons will be seeing stars with me on your side!